castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

(via stateofgraces)

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

(via breakingsamsara)

guiltyhipster:

link6echo:

yeevil:

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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It’s even worse when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers want to but can’t 

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(via pretendingtocare)

distraint:

I want a tall boy with abs to push me up against a wall and kiss me is that too much to ask

(Source: choreograph, via amandaseyfried)

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix, via yayoheart)

burritovic:

I have a cactus called Gerard and I just went downstairs and was like gERARD RELEASED A NEW SONG and my mom was like what the fuck is your plant doing

(Source: bandparade, via greeneyesee)

orphanblaque:

when singing a duet by oneself, it is the parts one chooses to sing when differing lyrics are overlapping that show us who we really are

(Source: vastrajennyandstrax, via horcruxs)

ukeking:

the secret to losing followers is being yourself

(via svckmyblog)

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

(via svckmyblog)

somanyfeelingssolittletime:

do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

(via rachie-lou-chadders)